The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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