He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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