I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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