I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Randomize