once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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