He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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