ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
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If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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