can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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