so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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