I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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