Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
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The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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