No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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