I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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