Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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