turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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