I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
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I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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