Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
this is an emotional support booty call
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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