Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
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This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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