My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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