If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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