let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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