Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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