"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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