I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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