its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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