I wish i was in the wii world.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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