how can u be prego again
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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