It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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