with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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