new low.... made out with someone while peeing
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
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I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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