oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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