so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
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All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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