I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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