Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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