i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize