Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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