Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
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Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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