I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
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I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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