i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
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You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
tell me about the fingering
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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