do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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