how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
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The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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