$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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