hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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