i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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