East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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