The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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