I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
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She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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