i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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