I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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