I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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